Remember summer camp? Erase the awkwardness and add a really rich uncle with an eye for tasteful design, and you’ve got the Eastwind. A 1920s bunkhouse stylishly rebuilt, it’s design-forward but not at all hoity-toity. There’s a small sauna, but no pool. The experience is about actual escape, not posing for pictures of one. There’s a main house (good for peeps who want to be close to the bar), a bunkhouse and three trés intimate A-frame cabins for maximum romance. Each experience is special and worth it. Kids welcome. Only cool ones. No jerks.

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Forget fine dining and stay on-site. The Eastwind serves up a blend of German, Ukrainian and Dutch fare, along with a minimalist, European-style breakfast. At night, you’re in for homestyle meats and potatoes that are better than you mother’s (don’t tell her we said that). Should you need to soak up a late Friday night with a big brunch, the Chalet Fondue and iconic Phoenicia Diner are in driving distance. Rock-paper-scissors for who takes the wheel.